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brandoncargoshortsdavis:

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

animal cruelty 

brandoncargoshortsdavis:

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

animal cruelty 

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So long, Paris. I leave in you in the morning. You’ve healed what the Scots caused, and I have definitely fallen in love with you. I will be back, you can bet your fancy French knickers on it.

So long, Paris. I leave in you in the morning. You’ve healed what the Scots caused, and I have definitely fallen in love with you. I will be back, you can bet your fancy French knickers on it.

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Oh, the views from the Eiffel Tower, so incredible - what’s this? A head to squish. Worth the entrance fee.

Oh, the views from the Eiffel Tower, so incredible - what’s this? A head to squish. Worth the entrance fee.

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These are like the only reason I came to Paris. 24 assorted macarons from Laduree. Sure, they cost me 44€, and they won’t last very long or make it home…but I haven’t bought myself anything else so it’s a sacrifice I will make.

These are like the only reason I came to Paris. 24 assorted macarons from Laduree. Sure, they cost me 44€, and they won’t last very long or make it home…but I haven’t bought myself anything else so it’s a sacrifice I will make.

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I went to the Louvre this morning, apparently to look like an idiot.

I went to the Louvre this morning, apparently to look like an idiot.

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There was a lot for me to look at in the gardens, but I spent my time squishing Emma’s head.

There was a lot for me to look at in the gardens, but I spent my time squishing Emma’s head.

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Was at Versailles. Want to install these gates at my house, please and thank you.

Was at Versailles. Want to install these gates at my house, please and thank you.

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I have officially been to London twice now on this trip. Four hours at an airport and an hour at the train station. Didn’t even have time to seek out HP paraphernalia.

I have officially been to London twice now on this trip. Four hours at an airport and an hour at the train station. Didn’t even have time to seek out HP paraphernalia.

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I went on a spooooky walk last night of the underground city in Edinburgh, and the prison in the graveyard. Half a good laugh, half heebie-jeebies.

I went on a spooooky walk last night of the underground city in Edinburgh, and the prison in the graveyard. Half a good laugh, half heebie-jeebies.

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Scottish people do it right! The drinking priorities part, not the “not poisoning tourists” thing.

Scottish people do it right! The drinking priorities part, not the “not poisoning tourists” thing.